For everyone that know me, they know that the one thing i care about or most self aware of is my hair. Seriously, till this day i can still remember the day where i 'ate the fruit of good and evil' and realise that i have been 'naked' all these years and this new me ROCKS! Haha. It was the year 2003, the last day of Sec2. After taking my results, which was pretty good, was promoted to the class i wanted, i went home, changed and went out to find that saloon that Cecilia and Adelene intro-ed me to. I have never been to that saloon before, and neither to that part of tampines. --From young, the only person who cut my hair was my mom. *Glad i ate the fruit*-- I took quite long to find that 'tree of good and evil' the twins told me of. After i found it, i was not sure whether or not i should take 'the fruit of good and evil'(hair cut), which took me quite some time to decide. But yea, i said to myself :'Whats wrong with the fruit? I bet its good, lets just eat it!' Anyways, i went in, did my first, and still to this day LEGENDARY cool Hairstyle. And it was washed in delicious MINT shampoo! NICE! But yea, i 'tasted the fruit of good and evil' and IT WAS GOOD! From then on, i have always care about how my hair looks, always looking at the mirror, etc. Anyways, went home afterwards and everyone was like :O (Speechless due to my awesomeness). Went to simei Burger King to meet with my CG members and they were also :O. Waited for Cecilia and Adelene. When they came, it looked like they had also eaten 'the fruit of good and evil' though it wasn't their first time and they were also :O. Even so, their's wasn't as :O as mine, because i was AWESOME! From that day, anyone who touched my hair, i would go !@$%, OMG! And start adjusting my hair. Slowly the power of the 'fruit of good and evil' became stronger and i would even get annoyed by the wind, HATE IT, even cursed it. I would also have the power to walk backwards or sidewards if the direction of wind is blowly in that way. Overall, i would say its good that the twins told me of the 'tree of good and evil'. Great that i found that 'tree' and 'ate the fruit of good and evil'. It will always be delicious, and i will never forget that fruit. ''Eat that fruit my brothers and sisters, and taste the glory of knowing good and evil!'' |
Wow, its been a very long time since i last left a post online. I was very busy doing TWO things in life which is very important to every human beings out there. The number 1 thing i did was to ENJOY life! The number 2 thing i did was to ENJOY more. Well, i dont really know why am i blogging too, just wierd. But yea, been busy doing many things. One thing i think i learnt was that in every breakup, there is always a clear WINNER and LOSER. Not saying that i broke up with my girlfriend. But yes, if you do get a breakup, its a start of a competition. Once the competition starts, there are many conditions to meet, and the best thing of all, there are NO rules! If there is, they are meant to be broken. Whoever meets the conditions first, and the most, WINS! 1. More handsome/pretty after break up. 2. Have more dates than the other after break up. 3. Became more successful in your career than the other. 4. Got attached again faster than the other. 5. More 'in shape' than the other after break up. 6. Got a more attractive partner than the ex. 7. The one that had a much better sex life. HAHA. Many people would deny that they won't feel the competition after a break up, but they are so denied. Everyone will always want to find other how their ex is doing after a break up, unless its a one night stand, then who cares! Guy says: ''So how is XXXXX doing?'' Friend of XXXXX says: ''Well, she gotten alittle fat and her hair needs a make over, not mentioning she doesn't put make up anymore and she wears nerd specs.'' Guy says: ''Awww, so poor thing, i hope she gets better.'' and thinks to himself....''Haha, that bitch deserves it! Nice!'' In fact, everyone thinks like that some way or another. There is never, no such thing as a clean break up. And whats better, if both parties that broke up gets attached, the more fun the comparing begins. |
Joshua's new blog is still in progress. . . (Ignore the funny picture of me) For anyone i know who has a blog, tell me the link on tag and i will link you. Thanks. -Joshua |